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Jake and Lazlo [3]

7/0 04.08.2007 05:26 English

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Jake: A bucket?
Lazlo: I saw that girl I like.
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Jake: And instead of saying hello, you stuck your head in a bucket. Dude, she's just a girl. You've got to stop panicking!
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Lazlo: I know. But this time it sort of worked out okay.
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Jake: How?
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Lazlo: Turns out she has a bucket fetish.

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Jake and Lazlo [2]

6/0 03.08.2007 06:27 English

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Jake: Lazlo, women really like attention. They want to be noticed. I mean, imagine you're a woman...
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Jake: There's two guys. One says hello, smiles at you, tells you you look nice. The other avoids you and never says a word. Which guy would you like?
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Jake: Lazlo?
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Lazlo: Huh? Oh. Sorry. When you said "imagine you're a woman", I started to think maybe guys would notice me more if I got implants.

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Jake and Lazlo [1]

3/0 01.08.2007 07:45 English

I'm going to try a series.

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Jake: You're soaked.
Lazlo: I like this girl but I can't talk to her.
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Lazlo: Whenever she walks by, I just freak out and hide the first place I can find.
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Lazlo: I just saw her by the cafeteria kitchen.
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Jake: I'm heading over there right now.
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Lazlo: Avoid the soup.

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