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Jake and Lazlo

2/0 17.08.2007 19:52 English

Jake and Lazlo
HIATUS
There’s more Jake and Lazlo to come!

Real life is stealing my time. Look for new strips in a week or so. Thank you all and keep on stripping!

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33/0 16.08.2007 02:18 English

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Jake and Lazlo [10]

9/0 14.08.2007 10:51 English

Jake and Lazlo [10]
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Jake: How do I tell Lazlo?
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Evil: Forget that loser! Olivia is yours! Yours! YOURS!
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Good: Oh, but you must tell him. Lazlo saw her first!
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Evil: Pffft! All's freakin' fair in love and war!
Good: Jeez, that old cliché? Personal integrity is first and foremost!
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Evil: How ‘bout my fist first and foremost in your face?
Good: Bring it on, Beelzabucket!
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Evil: Where are you, pail-face? Me kickum ass!
Good: Move closer! I can’t see to clobber you!
Jake: Uh, let me know when you guys have decided.
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Jake and Lazlo [9]

6/0 12.08.2007 02:00 English

Jake and Lazlo [9]
At Asha’s request, I’m typing the dialog below to copy and paste into the translator. When I have time, I will go back and do this for the prior Jake and Lazlo strips.

How many of us ever thought we’d have an international audience? I appreciate all the great comments (in any language!) about the Jake and Lazlo series. I’m having fun doing it and it means a lot that others enjoy it.

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Lazlo: It’s true I can’t see anything but my own feet. However, wearing the bucket has sharpened my other senses. I can tell a lot just by the sound of a person’s footsteps.
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Lazlo: That girl’s mad at her sister.
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Lazlo: That guy breeds carp.
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Lazlo: Ha! That poor sap is in love with his best friend’s girl!
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Jake and Lazlo [8]

6/0 10.08.2007 09:26 English

Jake and Lazlo [8]
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Jake: I'm the rational one. I have confidence. I have self-respect.
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Jake: I don't get foolish over chicks. No girl has any special power over me.
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Jake: She's crazy if she thinks I'll wear this 'til my head turns bucket-shaped!
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Jake: Screw her! I'm just gonna take this damn thing off! Right now!
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Jake: One more hour. But that's it!
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Jake and Lazlo [7]

14/0 09.08.2007 08:59 English

Jake and Lazlo [7]
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Jake: You're Olivia, right?
Olivia: Mm hm.
Jake: I'm Jake. I'm a friend of Lazlo.
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Jake: You're cruel to make of fun of him. He's just shy and gullible 'cause he likes you, so give him a break with this bucket gag, okay?
Olivia: Did you say...
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Olivia: BUCKET?
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Jake: I... uh... erm... ba ba... ooba...
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Jake and Lazlo [6]

3/0 08.08.2007 08:19 English

Jake and Lazlo [6]
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Jake: You've been duped.
Lazlo: I'm her love bucket.
Jake: You've been suckered.
Lazlo: I'm her love bucket.
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Jake: It's a gag.
Lazlo: I'm her love bucket.
Jake: It's a prank.
Lazlo: I'm her love bucket.
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Jake: You're a chump.
Lazlo: I'm her love bucket.
Jake: You're a moron.
Lazlo: I'm her love bucket.
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Jake: Take off that bucket, quick!
Lazlo: Why?!
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Jake: Because if you say "I'm her love bucket" just one more time, I'm gonna need something to throw up in!

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Jake and Lazlo [5]

7/0 07.08.2007 07:38 English

Jake and Lazlo [5]
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Jake: Lazlo, you can't wear a bucket 24 hours a day! It's insane! You've got classes! How will you study? How will you eat? How will you sleep?
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Lazlo: Oh, my poor Jake. What can you know of l'amore? Such things as food, sleep, school--these are now meaningless! My world is the bucket. I am made new by the bucket, I am borne aloft by the bucket as I plunge headlong into the bounteous realm of love!
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Jake: What you plunged headlong into was the janitor's closet.
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Cousin Itt's Excuse

0/0 06.08.2007 00:05 English

Cousin Itt's Excuse

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Jake and Lazlo [4]

2/0 05.08.2007 08:00 English

Jake and Lazlo [4]
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Jake: That girl is NOT turned on by a bucket!
Lazlo: She told me.
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Jake: She is playing you! She is laughing her ass off right now!
Lazlo: You're wrong. She's into bucket play.
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Jake: Bucket play?! And just how long are you supposed to wear that before she lets you anywhere near her?
Lazlo: Not long!
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Lazlo: Just until my head retains the shape of the bucket.

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