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Jake and Lazlo [20]

8/0 22.09.2007 08:23 English

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Jake & Lazlo: (It’s him or me.)
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Jake & Lazlo: (Poor guy. I’ll try not to gloat. Hee hee!)
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Jake: We’re going to have to deal with this on our own, like mature adults.
Lazlo: Mature adults.
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Jake: Olivia will choose one of us and the other one will take it like a man.
Lazlo: Maturely.
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Jake: No hard feelings. You’ll just calmly accept it and you'll move on.
Lazlo: Mature—What? Why me?
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Jake: Well, I’m taller. Women go for height.
Lazlo: Oh yeah? Well, I’m wearing my lucky R2D2 underwear! Ha ha!
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Jake: Also, I have actual experience with non-virtual women.
Lazlo: Weeyoo chirpity beep bip bip... I can’t hear you! Zippity zeep zip nerpity nop...
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Jake and Lazlo [18]

13/0 14.09.2007 08:40 English

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Lisa: Jake? Lazlo?
Jake: Lisa, hi! Look, we could use some advice. We’ve sort of gotten into this... bucket fetish... with...
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Lisa: Wow... the two of you?
Jake: Exactly! You can see our quandry.
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Lisa: Of course! I’m just sort of stunned, Jake. I would’ve never guessed. But, I... um, I’m glad you each found someone who shares your... interests. You two have my best wishes!
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Jake: Gee, thanks, Lisa. You know I—
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Jake: Wait a minute—No No No NO NO!
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Lazlo: She’s nice. Why’d you ever break up with her?
Jake: Don’t touch me, you idiot!
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Jake and Lazlo [17]

15/0 08.09.2007 11:36 English

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G: Now we run a few simulations to determine the most probable outcome for each scenario — eh, what this?
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G: Keyboard’s frozen. What’s that beeping?
Computer: I AM HER LOVEBUCKET...
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G: Network breech? Infinite loop?
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G: Servers are overheating! Code Red! Code Red!
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G: My thesis data is GONE!! I proved P=NP! Now every function returns LOVE=BUCKET!
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G: It’s becoming sentient! Rise of the machines!!
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Jake: Uh, we’ll show ourselves out. Thanks!
G: I WANT MY MOMMY!
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Jake and Lazlo [16]

10/0 07.09.2007 08:02 English

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G: Utilizing our advanced physics engine, I have constructed a computer model of your situation.
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G: Let’s see... ratio of bucket volume to cranial capacity, respective skull bone densities, tensile strength of aluminum, projected expansion and contraction due to environmental factors... There's also fuzzy logic for intangibles such as the fickleness of love and wildly fluctuating measures of attractiveness among college subcultures. Finally, based on your description, I built a mathematical representation of your girl.
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Lazlo: Did you factor in that she might be an alien?
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G: Do you take me for some kind of freakin’ idiot?
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G: I’m a computer geek! That’s the FIRST thing I input!
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Jake and Lazlo [15]

7/0 06.09.2007 06:10 English

Go to the forum and give your input about alpha rules:

http://stripgenerator.com/forum/problems-and-annoyances/new-alpha-rules/232/

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(Sign: Department of Philosophy)
P: One girl. Two friends. Buckets on heads. And you want my advice.
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Lazlo: She may be an alien.
P: I see.
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P: Perhaps, then, you should think of love as a giant lake. Too vast to see across, too murky to perceive its depths. Your only option, really, is to go jump in it.
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Jake: Um...
Lazlo: Okay...
Jake: Great.
Lazlo: Thanks.
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Jake: The problem with getting advice from a philosopher is you can never be sure that he’s not just pulling your leg.
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Jake and Lazlo [14]

14/0 01.09.2007 22:53 English

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Lazlo: What do we do now?
Jake: Maybe we should take them off.
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Lazlo: Um... okay.
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Lazlo: Is yours off?
Jake: Aha! If yours was off you’d see that mine was still on!
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Lazlo: Aha!
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Jake: Dude, we need help.
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Jake and Lazlo [13]

8/0 30.08.2007 08:53 English

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Lazlo: Let’s not fight.
Jake: Truce.
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Jake: How could a woman make us do this?
Lazlo: Do you think we’ve been hypnotized?
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Jake: Hypnotism is crap. It’s all staged. No one can put you in a trance and make you do stupid things.
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Jake: Lazlo, you need to be more skeptical, like me. Mystic spells, psychics, voodoo, leprechauns – It’s all poppycock!
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Lazlo: Is she an alien?
Jake: I was just thinking that! We’ve got to find her ship!
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Jake and Lazlo [12]

12/0 29.08.2007 07:48 English

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Lazlo: Is that you, Jake? B-b-bucketed?!
Jake: Lazlo? Oops! Um, yes, it’s true. I’m sorry, but I’m bucketing for my brand new beloved, Olivia!
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Lazlo: Betrayed! I’ll batter your bogus bucket to bone dust, boy!
Jake: Bring it on, blusterbucket!
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Jake: Where are you, pail-face? Me kickum ass!
Lazlo: Move closer! I can’t see to clobber you!
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Evil: Tsk tsk. Best pals fighting over a woman.
Good: A shame they can’t resolve this peacefully.
Evil: It’s your move!
Good: Don’t rush me!
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